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  Judge Haeng, head of the Justice Department and perennial thorn in Dr. Siri’s backside, had the old surgeon cornered.

  “I could hardly imagine my voice would carry all the way to the platform, considering it was an open-air meeting hall.” Siri smiled serenely.

  “Well, it did. And I could see the angry expression on the chairman’s face quite clearly. You sometimes forget you represent the Justice Ministry at these events.”

  “Really? I thought that was your job.”

  Haeng clenched his fists. Although he would have preferred it otherwise, he was the coroner’s superior. He was a young man with a boyish, pimply face and an iffy Soviet education. Upon his return from the Eastern Bloc, despite his lack of experience, character, and personality, the Justice staff had kowtowed and given him the impression he was worthy of the position. Only one, Dr. Siri Paiboun, had stood up for himself. Their run-ins had been frequent and the score in terms of victories overwhelmingly favored the doctor. The Justice Department had needed a coroner, and Siri, despite his indifference to the position, was the nearest to one the country had. It was a Lao-Mexican standoff. Haeng couldn’t fire Siri and they both knew it. But in its own ironic way, the conflict had become one of the perks of the job for Siri.

  “You know what I mean, Dr. Siri,” Haeng said. “A disobedient child in school reflects poorly on the upbringing by his father.”

  Siri chuckled at the inappropriateness of the analogy, making Haeng even angrier.

  “And what would you have me do?” Siri inquired. “Leave the poor chap there secreting his final bodily fluids all over the seat?”

  “Surely … surely you could have been more discreet?”

  “You mean whispered for the people in his row to pass the body down to the end?”

  “Just think in future, won’t you? Of course we’ll need an autopsy.”

  “An autopsy? He died of boredom. You won’t find traces of that anywhere on the dissecting table.”

  “Don’t be ridiculous. A long-term Party member dies mysteriously at a national conference. It’s our duty. The politburo would expect nothing less. My decision’s final.”

  “Ah, so it’s a show. Should we sell tickets?”

  “It is not a show. It’s a decent, responsible socialist act. His family will be grateful.”

  “They’ll die of embarrassment when they find out.”

  But Haeng was no longer listening.

  “Oh, and one more thing.” Siri’s big bushy eyebrows rose like synchronized caterpillars to the top of his fore head. “We won’t be flying back to Vientiane on Monday.”

  “Why not?”

  “The prime minister wants the Justice Department to show its confidence in security measures in Xiang Khouang. The province has a history of unrest and we need to let them know we support their efforts to keep down the scattered resistance. The PM has suggested we drive to Luang Prabang.”

  “Oh, good God.”

  “I suppose you have a problem with that also?”

  “Why me? I’m a coroner. What confidence will that instill?”

  “I admit I didn’t want you along, but I think today’s little exhibition booked you a place. I imagine the senior members believe it would …”

  “Teach me a lesson.”

  “You bring it upon yourself.”

  “But driving? I hope they’ll give us enough sticky rice and raw fish to last us a month.”

  “I’m assured the road has been cleared and the bridges repaired all the way through. It’s the dry season, Siri. We could be in Luang Prabang in a day or two.”

  “And the president’s wife might grow a penis on her chin.”

  “Don’t be vulgar.”

  “I hope we’re going in a tank. Unless it’s been rerouted, that road passes directly through enemy-controlled territory. Aren’t you afraid of getting shot?”

  Although the judge paled, he managed to keep his chest out in front of him.

  “Where have you been, Siri? Don’t you read the Khaosan newsletters? There is no enemy. He’s been vanquished. All we have now are one or two Hmong rebel gangs hiding in the jungle. Even so, we’ll be traveling with crack People’s Liberation Army commandos. It’ll be safer than crossing Lan Xang Avenue. Don’t be afraid, old fellow.”

  Siri wasn’t afraid. He was devastated. He knew the road was awful. Even in a tank they wouldn’t arrive in under a week. And, as for vanquishing the enemy, that was far easier in an editorial in Khaosan than in real life.

  The Hmong had first migrated to Laos from China almost two centuries before. They were a people forced through their swidden—slash and burn farming— lifestyle to move on every five to ten years when the fields became unproductive. Originally, land had been plentiful and this was no problem. But soon, with overcrowding on the plains, they were forced to higher and higher ground. They were a race with no nation, no large cities, and few ambitions beyond family and home. They lived according to tradition with the elders teaching everything technical, moral, and spiritual to the young. But history constantly found them in the wrong place at the wrong time. Opium cultivation had been imposed on them by the Chinese and French administrators, then they were taxed for producing it. When they supplied to the wrong side, they were hounded off the land. They found themselves in a system they’d had no desire to enter, constantly having to fight for their independence. When they fought it was not out of conviction but for their own survival.

  In Laos, interclan rivalry was exploited at the time of the Japanese occupation. One clan collaborated with the Japanese, the other with the French. This split became even more pronounced after the war, with one side forming an alliance with the communists in the north and the other with the Americans. There was very little option of nonalignment. The Lao Hmong lived in a land that had forever been somebody’s battleground. Diverse groups who had no interest in politics were forced by their clan name to favor one side or the other. Clans found themselves pulled into the fray by recruiters. Once again, the Hmong had become somebody’s enemy—a title their culture abhorred and, given their history of abuse, one they hardly deserved.

  Once rallied, the Hmong were fierce fighters and all those who battled alongside or against them vouched for their valor. It wasn’t until 1973 that a cease-fire was called in the protracted civil war but the suffering hadn’t stopped for the hill tribes. In 1975, the so-called thirty-year Hmong who had sided with the Pathet Lao were somehow forgotten when the communists took control of the country. There were token positions and ranks allocated, but the majority were either sent back to grow opium, or, worse still, relocated to the plains, where they succumbed to diseases unknown in the mountains.

  The Hmong who fought with the CIA under General Vang Pao were also forgotten by their allies. The Americans could retreat to the land of the free and the brave, but the Hmong had nowhere to go. They were the enemy in their own land. They weren’t extended the luxury of being ignored or relocated. They were hunted. They fled, of course, some to the camps in Thailand, other old soldiers to the mountains around Phu Bia, where they formed the armée clandestine in a hopeless resistance against the PL. Others still formed bandit gangs and vented their frustration on their own kind. Once again, war had divided a culture, split families, and left only shells of the proud men and women who had fought and lived to tell the tale.

  No, it wasn’t the Hmong Siri was afraid of. He’d been in battles all his life and survived. A bullet to the head wouldn’t have been that much of an upheaval to him now. What distressed him was the thought of being stuck in the jungle with spotty-faced Judge Haeng for a month. That, he decided, would be a slow and agonizing way to go.

  There wasn’t a lot for individuals to do on a Sunday in Vientiane. At least from Monday to Saturday a person could work for next to no pay and spend her evenings doing community service for the sheer joy of it. But Daeng was officially a business proprietor and Dtui had recently moved to her new husband’s rooms at the police compound so neith
er was registered for the Sunday community development programs. This meant there wasn’t even a slim hope of clearing garbage from the banks of the irrigation ditch or laying gravel on a dirt road while singing “The Blood We Shed for the Republic Has Turned to Sweat.”

  So, instead, they rode their bicycles to the little metal bridge at kilometer 2 that crossed over to Don Chan.

  The river island was man-made, the Mekhong having been diverted into an aqueduct to supply water for the city long before the establishment of the Nam Ngum waterworks. In the rainy season nothing more than a humble stub poked from the water, but now the island and its sandbar stretched way back past the city. Small holders and farmers had rebuilt their bamboo huts and fresh green vegetables sprouted in abundance. It was the ideal spot for a picnic. Dtui and Daeng’s spread consisted of river-fish cakes, sapodilla-flavored rice wine, and of course, vegetables with still-beating hearts plucked from the earth before them. They sat at the top of an eight-foot-high bank, close enough to Thailand to see their affluent neighbors taking lunch, sitting at tables watching their poor Lao neighbors cross-legged on the grass getting pickled.

  “Do you think they wish they were here?” Dtui asked. With the baby working on its personality inside her, she’d decided this would be her last drinking day. Even so she sipped modestly at the sweet wine. Daeng was a serious drinker and she more than made up for Dtui’s abstinence.

  “Why not?” Daeng replied. “I’ve seen wild birds in the branches of trees looking enviously at caged song doves. We all of us want what we can’t have. Do you wish you were there?”

  “I was there, briefly. I liked everything about it. It’s so modern. The stores have so much choice compared to ours. They’re crammed with all kinds of goodies. But … I don’t know, I wondered where it would end. You get a rice cooker and you lust for an oven. You get an oven and you want a chef to come and cook for you. Once you get into that cycle you can never be satisfied.”

  “So, you prefer having nothing.”

  “I appreciate things more. And I don’t have nothing. I have friends. I have a reasonably good life—a socially responsible job—experiences. I mean, how many people get to hang out with a legend of the underground movement?”

  “Oh dear. You can’t believe everything Siri tells you, you know.”

  “Yes I can. He’s told me all about you. He says what he believes. That’s why I respect him. I wish I had nerve enough to blurt out what I actually feel like he does.”

  “That luxury comes with age. When you’re younger, you don’t always get away with saying what you believe, particularly in this type of system.”

  “Did you think it would end up like this? When you were fighting the French? Did you think the alternative to colonialism would be so … so claustrophobic? Did you think we’d be looking over our shoulders all the time worrying we might be doing or saying something to offend the Party?”

  “We’re in transition, Dtui. Things will get better. At least we Lao are in control of our own destiny now.”

  “If you don’t count the Vietnamese ‘advisers.’”

  “We’ll shake them off. Have faith. The worst is behind us. We haven’t known real peace for my entire lifetime. Let’s sit back and enjoy it while we’ve got it. By the way, my glass is empty.”

  “Yes, Your Highness.”

  They lay back in the thick buffalo-forehead grass for a while and listened to the slow, soothing motion of the river trickling through the reeds.

  “I’m starting to feel guilty,” Dtui confessed.

  “How so?”

  “I feel like we should be off catching the bomber.”

  “I’ve told you. Patience is a vital component of a successful investigation. Rushing into it without a plan is a waste of human resources.”

  “The trip to the police station yesterday was a complete waste of human resources. What did the boy say? ‘And why should we share our findings with you two … ladies?’ Talk about insolence.”

  “Right. But didn’t that inspire us to think laterally? And didn’t that period of thought lead to our brilliant insight?”

  “Your brilliant insight.”

  “It was our idea.”

  “I remember exactly how it went. You said, ‘If you were the assassin, Dtui, what would be going through your mind on the day of the bombing?’ And I said I’d want to make sure my bomb actually went off and did its damage, seeing as there’d be no chance of its making the evening agricultural broadcast on the wireless. And you said, ‘That means the bomber would have to be on the hospital grounds that afternoon.’”

  “It was the only way he could be sure.”

  “And you said, ‘Perhaps we could ask the staff whether they noticed anyone hanging around all afternoon on Friday.’”

  “Right, but it was you who remembered the nurses and the photographs. It wouldn’t have entered my head.”

  “Yes it would. And it probably won’t help anyway. When the prints come back from the shop tomorrow all we’ll see is smiling nurses and flowers. Not a bomber in sight. He’s hardly likely to pose with them, is he now?”

  “So little faith in one so young. Remember, anything’s possible.”

  “There must be more we can do. If only we could get access to the army bomb squad report or the police investigations. I’m sure we could do more than the boy wonders.”

  “Until Siri and Phosy come back it’s just you and me. I have all kinds of contacts in high places in the south but nobody up here—not yet.”

  Dtui poured Daeng another shot from the misty bottle and filled her own glass with water. They toasted the diners across the river.

  “I do,” Dtui said.

  “Do what?”

  “Have an influential friend. You do too. Or at least an ex-influential friend.”

  “You don’t mean Civilai?”

  “I certainly do.”

  “Oh, Dtui. He’s retired.”

  “Cronyism doesn’t just go away overnight.”

  “He isn’t going to be in any state to help us.”

  A few months earlier Siri had uncovered a plot to overthrow the Lao government. Dtui and Phosy had crossed over to a refugee camp in Thailand to spy on the deposed Royalists. Information they gleaned there had led to the failure of the coup. But in the aftermath, Siri had discovered that his old friend, Civilai, was in line to take a post in the proposed revolutionary administration. He was a traitor, a fact that only Siri and Daeng were privy to. Civilai had taken early retirement in return for their silence. Daeng doubted the old politician would be prepared to step back into the quicksand from which he’d so recently escaped.

  Dtui knew none of this.

  “Let’s find out,” she said.

  In the words of Comrade Civilai, the rainy season of ’77 had been as brief and unconvincing as a politician’s credibility … and he should know. Since his strongly encouraged retirement from the politburo three months earlier, officially for health reasons, he’d had a lot of free time to perfect his witticisms. His best friend, Dr. Siri, had been afraid the traumatic events leading up to the old man’s fall from grace might have driven him to despair and an early visit to the pyre. But far from it. Civilai had expanded in all directions like a man released from the grip of atmospheric pressure. His mind had been given rein to consider philosophies beyond Marx and Lenin. He’d begun to listen to the lyrics of his grandniece’s pop music and see merit in them. He’d started reading the novels hidden in his loft and breathing in their beauty. Not since his French education had his mind been so liberated.

  His body too had expanded. His skin no longer stuck to his bones like pie crust. Always a food connoisseur, Civilai now had endless hours to engage in his passion. He delighted in his wife’s cooking and experimented with his own. He invited friends for dinners, performing miracles with the scant offerings on sale at the morning market and the Party co-op. He had, they all agreed, blossomed and bloated as a result of his divorce from politics.

  Dt
ui and Daeng sat with him at the round kitchen table in a house that had once belonged to the director of the American high school at kilometer 6. It was what the English would call a bungalow and what the Lao would call a rather pointless style of architecture—not raised from the ground on stilts to allow the air to circulate and the floods to pass beneath. Windows of glass that magnified the rays of the sun. A toilet with a communal seat that encouraged the exchange of germs and disease. But the senior Party members didn’t live there because it was practical. They’d moved into the walled US compound to thumb their socialist noses at the Americans. They’d endured and survived the endless air raids on their cave enclaves in the northeast for thirty years. The enemy owed them.

  Daeng was pleased to see how well the old comrade was looking.

  Dtui, like the rest of Laos, saw him as an elder statesman in frail health who had retired gracefully. But there was nothing frail about him on this day.

  “I must say it’s rare that I get two voluptuous lady visitors at the same time,” he said. “Nice to see I haven’t lost that magnetism. How did you get here?”

  “On our bicycles,” Dtui told him.

  “All this way? And you with your arthritis, Madame Daeng.”

  “Can’t let a little chronic pain spoil a day out, comrade,” she told him.

  “That’s the spirit. Then I think you both deserve a drink for making it here.”

  “I’m on the baby wagon, uncle,” Dtui confessed. “But Madame Daeng got quite sloshed at lunchtime. I think that’s why she can’t feel her legs.”

  “Nice to see,” said Civilai, pulling down several bottles from the Formica wall cabinet. “Then she’ll need topping up.”

  “Where’s Madame Nong today?” Dtui asked, wondering whether Civilai’s wife would let him tipple in the afternoon if she were around.

  “Women’s Union excursion … again. She’s been signing up for all of them since I became redundant. Can’t really understand it. You’d think she’d want to spend all her time cleaning up after me, wouldn’t you?”

  “You’d think so.” Daeng smiled. “We girls are mysterious creatures.”